It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
