You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just googled if crying burns calories
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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