is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
vagina is talking i cant
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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