I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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