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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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