Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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