But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
even my farts smell like vagina
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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