Got a toothbrush?
You're my little dorito
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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