The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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