The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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