I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
