the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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