My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
