If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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