Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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