wat bout pragnant strippers??
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How naked do you want me to be?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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