She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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