The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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