So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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