FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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