Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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