let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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