I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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