I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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