I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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