Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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