Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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