Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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