I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
