if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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