Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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