dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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