I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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