O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Randomize