Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You made out with two different species that night
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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