drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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