What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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