You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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