You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Randomize
