I smell stomach acid.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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