Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
No I am not eating basil off your cock
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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