Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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