Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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