i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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