All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
