Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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