I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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