He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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