We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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