You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
