Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
do herpes really smell.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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