Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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