she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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