the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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