Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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